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Proper Zombie Etiquette by Sophisticated Zombie One of the first rules of Proper Zombie Etiquette is to always be polite when hunting for brains. I've found that a simple please can have a profound effect on the living. The word seems to evoke a feeling of giving and calm to the soon to be victim. Most zombies are quick to forget their fundamental upbringings once zombified, and language communication is one of the biggest sufferers to the zombie affliction. But with a little help and eternity to practice one can master the art of asking with kindness rather than relentlessly gorging on your prey. And don't forget to carry a handkerchief so you have something to clean up after yourself with!
Do you really think I give a dead rats ass?! by Apathetic Zombie Yeah I know it's been like two months since we made an entry here on Zombie Blog but seriously what do you expect? We are rotting corpses over here! Don't worry nothing thrilling or exciting happened. The light bulb went out but that was about it. What's his face is taking longer than eternity to come out with the new issue but what else would you expect from him right?! In the meantime enjoy these game to keep you entertained... The Incredible Zombie Machine v1.0b
Facts about the Epidemic by The Zombie Hunter Though details are scarce, there are some things that scientists and researches have recently discovered that might shed some light on how and why the Zombie phenomenon came to past.
V-Probe Theory Many believe that a research probe returning from orbiting Venus brought back with it an unknown form of radiation that was undetectable and had caused the dead to rise. Before the probe even reached Earth it was destroyed several million miles away through a remote detonation device that was fixed aboard. But because the probe was well on its course for Earth, remnants of the probe could have propelled its way toward the planet and burned off in the atmosphere causing the subsequent radiation to spread throughout. This is how some believe that how the epidemic spread so quickly.
Initial reports place its origination in the Southeastern United States. Though unconfirmed, one might be lead to believe that pieces of the probe or high concentrations of radiation fell mostly into that area which caused the more massive outbreak.
Trioxin
There are also theories that the Zombie phenomenon was caused by a mutated genetically engineered virus that was originally part of a government funded bio-chemical weapons experiment. Considering the method and ease that the Zombie outbreak spread throughout the world and the fact that government response was almost instantaneous, this might make the most sense. Of course because the government would never admit to this it makes it difficult to prove this theory without any hard evidence. Watchdogs point to the 1985 Trioxin medical warehouse incident. Trioxin is a Schedule 2 nerve agent containing organic chemicals that disrupt the mechanism by which nerves transfer messages to organs. Originally introduced as a herbicide, military personnel using trioxin to eliminate illegal marijuana fields were surprised to find that when exposed to small amounts, the chemical restored life to corpses and dismembered body parts in both humans and animals. 2,4,5-trioxin is fairly stable, and can withstand temperatures in the thousands of degrees. If a Trioxin affected corpse is burned, the smoke created would essentially be contaminated with Trioxin and rise into the atmosphere.
Apparently a shipment of Trixon filled canister was inadvertently shipped to a medical warehouse facility and stored for over 2 decades, until unsuspecting employees ruptured one of the tanks and inevitably succumbed to the poison’s side effects. The subsequent cadavers that were housed in the facility and host that was encased within the Trioxin canisters were incinerated but doing so caused Trioxin laced smoke to be abosorbed by rain clouds which eventually released a string of acid rain storms contaminated with Trioxin. Reports of a zombie attack were never confirmed due to a massive explosion that completely obliterated the area where the medical warehouse occupied as well as surrounding cemeteries and a few residential neighborhoods. After several investigations it was determined that a gas leak and a combination of highly explosive material being kept at the warehouse caused the explosion.
Modern Zombiologist tend to combine both theories. The initial outbreak, caused by the Venus probe radiation, might have reanimated the first groups of zombies and they in turn spread the radioactive virus through bite wounds on living tissue.
Brains or no brains? Does it really matter?! by Apathetic Zombie Apathetic Zombie here. Well I guess I have to make some sort of an introduction for you but you know, I really don’t feel like it so we’ll just move on to the topic at hand. So the other day I was thinking, what’s up with the brain eating thing anyway? I myself was never partial to cerebral treats, i mean it’s just not my thing, Like I can’t see myself devouring on like a bunch of raw brains. I mean you don’t know where that’s been or what it’s been thinking. I’d hate to get thought poisoning or something. And seriously is it necessary to have to be craving brains all the time?! I mean come on try a sandwich or something….a turkey sandwich...turkey brain sandwich...
Proper Zombie Etiquette by Sophisticated Zombie Greetings and salutations my fellow recently deceased and revived! Sophisticated Zombie here with the premiere entry for your guide to “Proper Zombie Etiquette”. Now over the years, the zombie community has had to deal with constant misrepresentation in the public eye, but now I intend to change all that. I want to erase this idea that all zombies are mindless brain-craving ghouls with no identity and put forward a new school of thought. One that zombies can have class, sophistication and a mind of their own…as well as remain the brain-craving ghouls we know and love! So I encourage the livingly challenged to lay back with a bottle of the finest merlot, some stir fried brains and brie with a bit of Ludwig in the background and enjoy the future entries of the Sophisticated Zombie!
BASIC ZOMBIE RULES by The Zombie Hunter The following posts are to be used as a guide to teach you basic zombie survival skills. There are many publications in which you can find similar facts, but everyone's own survival plan seems to differ. We here at ZBlog are attempting to gather to most comprehensive guide that includes indispensable survival tactics. There are rules that go for all Zombies and there are some that do not. From time to time we will upload more tips and tricks to help you survive the onslaught of the Zombie attack!
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